Archive for April, 2008

Lesbians, food of the Gods

Surprisingly lesbians understand the cult and our smurfy leader far better then vanilla men or women. Even more surprising are the staggering number of lesbians who come to paintoy.com to be beaten and abused by our loving sadists. Perhaps it has something to do with the honestly with ones self required to come out of [...]

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Cult Leaders, submit or perish

Worry not my minions! As cults such as Scientology and the FLDS are rooted out and destroyed, our own shining Church stands as a beacon to those who by court order or simply the need to. In the case of Scientology, avoid creeps, seek out a new and dynamic cult where they can be submissive, [...]

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Trash me a Trailer and call it home

We in the Church believe in the vital and dynamic reality of BDSM in all its forms and guises. One of these forms come from the person who craves abuse, who needs it like air. I am not talking about your standard pain slut here or self aware humiliation-slut, no no. What I mean instead [...]

Sunday, April 13th, 2008