Goreans, brain dead sheep or delusional cult, an unbiased look
People tell me that I need to be tolerant of Goreans. “Don’t you expect people to be tolerant of you?” they ask. Not really, I expect people to allow me my right to live as I want assuming that my partners consent and are of age and that property damage is confined to stuff I own. I don’t expect them to like me or to agree with my lifestyle. And certainly we in the BDSM community should not be asked to tolerate the moronic cult of Gor
For those of you unaware, Gor is a mostly online roleplay stupidity based off some insipid novels by the creepy and diseased John Norman.
Revolving around the putrid idea that all women are born slaves and that all males, especially pimply faces flaccid dicked morons in soiled wife beaters with thinning hair and tiny cocks are somehow born warriors whose sacred duty it is to come up with dashing poetic lines about slavery and male superiority and make silk clad maidens swoon at their rancid feet, the novels are poor BDSM and even worse sci-fi
And yet a delusional little cult of brain dead weenies who are too stupid to just play dungeons and dragons and go to Star trek conventions like the other geeks, take it and call it a lifestyle. It’s not a lifestyle you diseased little turds, its a fantasy, its a roleplay and a bad one at that.
These slimy little worms believe in their fevered little brains that somehow there is a great truth in these books and like the moronic weasels that they are, they cling to this fabricated world as proof that thier useless dicks have some value, they don’t and of course should be sliced off with a dull rusty cleaver.
There, I hope I have explained the cult in an unbiased way for you…
The problem is that the foul and sour smelling Gorans are increasingly finding thier way out of their darkened rooms and into the BDSM world.
This can not be allowed. Much like Scientology, Goreans are a cult whose soul purpose is to mock real BDSM with thier crappy little wanna be lifestyle. the BDSM world is a perfect target. the BDSM community is by nature accepting and open, even allowing creatures like Ann Coulter into the scene, though admittedly in her case only as a piss and cum slut.
because of the open nature of the scene, groups like Gor and the Republican party are able to get inside and rot away at the beautiful inside of our group.
The so called Gorean masters with their sleen skin pocket protectors and tin swords must be driven from our shores while the deluded girls caught up in the twisted idea that they are inferior Gorean slaves must be re-educated.
Only through intensive deprogramming can we hope to save these poor poor girls
And I know what your thinking, thats all fine and dandy Mr Smurfy leader man, but are you willing to help re-educate these girls? Yes, yes I am, because I care…
Image of re-education from Hogtied
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November 24th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Fucking brilliant! I have zero respect for people who fucking worship and/or live a science-fiction novel (I’ll save the Bible for another comment.) I’ve had many books influence my life, but I’m not walking around in a Dr.Suess hat. It seems to me, and perhaps I am wrong, that these retards love the concept of women as “born slaves” as it gives them a chance they’d never have otherwise, to get some pussy. That these dudes had no interest in being a Dom prior to their reading of these books. And likewise to the female Goreans.
Love your snarky style Alebeard. Good stuff!
November 26th, 2007 at 6:48 am
*snicker*
Again… best blog on the net. I’m telling you!
I’m voting for you for President.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:34 am
All hail Alebeard!
And do not forget that the Gor novels are tortuous uninventive and repetitous reading and crappy copies of Bourrough’s John Carter of Mars novels.
I was snared by a whacked-out female* into promising to read the entire lot (gave up after reafding up till 5 and then checking on no. 25 to see if JN has improved – hasn’t.
Felt my intelligence insulted and gave up the lot.
Lousy prose and a plot that is less interesting than the skid marks in George Bush’s shorts.
*How whacked-out? Had offically changed her first name to “Talena”
The real-life players I hang out with, will rather play prison games and inquisition. No limp-dick Conan imitations here.
Love and Lashes
Ole the Inventor
SISC Chairman
PS hey JN, I never paid a dime for your asswipe – bitstreamed the lot from the net!
January 8th, 2008 at 9:21 am
[...] the post that really had me giggling was his post on Goreans. Leaving aside what I personally think of people who practice Gor, I can’t help but admire [...]
January 28th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Lass Sie Leiden, die Stinkerin !!!
December 17th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
There’s going to be a good whipping for this naughty female slave. A dozen or so will land on her tender bare bottom. Then it’s time for the slave master to take her to bed, in all the sexual positions, her master wishes.
November 14th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
alebeard,
happened across your blog and your “gor” rant, you nail it. i read a couple of the gor books and read them, bought a few more and realised i was getting bored and would never read them. i kept the set going fir a while then asked myself “why”? the answer was “dammed if i know” so i boxed them up and shipped them to a book dealer i knew via sci-fi coms, ttelling him “look them over and write me a cheque for what you think they’re worth”. he wanted the more that i did, the cheque was more than i expected and i’ve never bought another gor book, nor will i.
“gunner”
November 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Love it! There can be no sad gorean men is there are no women to play act with. So, as per your story on Trish – time to act Alebeard…..