Alebeard

Alebeard is the smurfy leader and spiritual inspiration for the blog and its writer.  While some consider Alebeard and legend or even a god, our kindly sadist considers himself simply a messenger that should be worshiped and obeyed regardless of the cost.

It should be noted that although intense and profound spiritual and material truths emanate from Alebeard at a dizzying rate, much of his comments and ideas, stunning as they are, should be taken as humor.

A part of the Portland BDSM community, our friend in sadism grew up in the California Bay Area and enjoyed befriending many incredible and kinky people there before heading north to the superior area of Portland.

Owner, husband, partner and friend to his slave Emma, Alebeard is not Poly in the traditional sense though both he and his slave enjoy healthy perversion with other people as well as the awesome opportunity to abuse many pretty slavegirls for their website, Paintoy.com.

Emma

Emma is co-owner of Paintoy and wife/slave/friend/soul-mate to Alebeard. Despite this she is relatively sane. Having met Alebeard in the San Fransisco Bay area, this natural masochist is by no means a doormat.

The perversity of Emma as well as the natural pain slut that she is makes her a joy to watch suffer and a common subject for blog posts.

As his main cohort in crime, most things that Alebeard does can be blamed on Emma if they at all offend you.

A part of the local BDSM community, Emma can be found at parties playing with Ale, being tied up by bondage gurus, being caned or whipped by cute boys as well as girls and being put into all sorts of perverted positions and scenarios by cruel folk.

The admin of Paintoy.com, Emma is who you talk to when you have a problem or just want to rave about the girls on the site having their little tits abused.

Generally friendly and helpful you don’t want to get on Emma’s bad side, don’t mistake submissive for meek!

Dru

Dru is a cruel and mean spirited man. and its not at all uncommon to find submissives and pain sluts either fleeing from him in terror, or seeking him out in terror, or both during the same evening.

Born the son of a sadistic coal miner in western Siberia, Dru learned to torture innocent Scientologists on the streets of Jamaica when he was just a teen-ager.

His skill with whips and straps earned him a place as a prison guard in the prestigious all womens penitentiary of Saddam Hussein before an unfortunate incident involving a jar of wasps and the tits of the daughter of Syrian President Assad forced him to resign.

As a member of the Portland BDSM scene he has distinguised himself as being both a caring play partner and someone who can push limits without violating them. He is Poly in his play style. Often you can find him at local parties and events. If you are ever in Portland, stop by and buy him a drink.

Eris

Eris is a paintoy model wo figures in to many of Alebeard’s fantasies as well as appearing in the blog on several posts.

A natural painslut there are few people on the planet that radiate the sexual and kinky energy of Eris.

While she has been featured on some other sites such as Knotnice and Insex, she has remained at heart a paintoy model.

Many of Alebeard’s plots revolve around making Eris want and love him, all of which tend to fail in spectacular ways.

Eris is by no means a foolish or stupid girl and her natural intelligence shines through in everything she does. In all truth and honesty she is just an awesome person.

We very much hope to work with her again in the future and you will likely see Alebeard pining for her in the blog for some time to come.