Wave that flag
The US Military is apparently such a hotbed of testosterone filled jock weasels that a female soldier is far more likely to be raped by her fellow soldiers then wounded in combat
I am not saying that girls who join the military join because they want to be raped, ya know, as such. But ya know, most of em do. That is pretty much why they join. No no, really
But lets be honest here. If your a young woman, cute and perky and you join the army, pretty much your either going to be stuffed with cock all the time or your gonna be raped pretty continually. Its simply a military tradition. Like rum, the lash and sodomy are naval traditions.
The percent of female soldiers who also like painful ad degrading anal sex is also likely quite high, I can tell.
I mean, unless your an idiot, which is a possibility I am not discounting, you have to have heard about all the sexual assaults in our fine armed service..
So, the question is then begged, what kind of a girl, just out of say high school with cute pigtails and a round apple ass, decides to join an army where sexual assaults are as common as pushups?
The only logical and spiritually correct answer is that most of these girls want to be molested!
This leads me to conclude that most assaults in the military actually go unreported.
the problem of course is that most of the men in the military have no idea how to properly abuse these patriotic young women. This is where I come in. Alebeard’s Flag Waving Academy For Young Recruits.
This ground breaking program is designed to teach the vital basics of being a young soldier in today’s army.
So often these young men of today have never even heard of a cattle prod, a riding crop, a quirt or a dressage whip, all amazing implements available at any local tack store!
The soldiers of today, so caught up in the moment almost never properly plan the abuse and humiliation of these young female soldiers and by neglecting to do so, they do a disservice not only to these brave women, but to the whole of our nation.
And indeed, it is not just the young men. Our military also has those tough dyke warriors who need to release steam.
Far too often we neglect the needs of our soldiers to revel in the suffering, degradation and pain of others.
Such as been a military tradition for as long as we have had soldiers in the field, so I ask you now, please, please, support our troops.
April 13th, 2010 by Alebeard | 3 Comments »






